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Performance art using apes, arenas, and orchestras as the medium.

Brian “Cello” Cordova. cello on a grammy-winning record. cofounder of Other Games. director of chaos at Ape Church. everything below actually happened.

/// Act I — strings

#1Cello2005
#2Three Orchestras—2020
#3Grammy (as a sub)

/// Act II — brackets

#4League of Legends — LI Champion2013
#5Yu-Gi-Oh! — Regional Champion2019
#6TFT — Top 10 Global2019
#7Pokémon VGC — Regional Champion2021
#8Pokémon UNITE — Rank 3S1–3

/// Act III — the trenches

#9Asteria Labs — $3M ARR2021
#10DeGods / CETS / MaskVerse2022

/// Act IV — otherside

#11The SwampJUL 2025 #12ApeCo signs Other Games — week 7SEP 2025 #13FoxyFamSEP 2025 #14OutbreakSEP 2025 #15OG: XSEP 2025 #16Solana GamingOCT 2025 #17HyperX ArenaOCT 2025 #18Geez on Ape — 1 YearNOV 2025 #19ArbinautsNOV 2025 #20Koda NexusNOV 2025 #21Dawn of the DucksNOV 2025 #22FlingersNOV 2025 #23Cool CatsDEC 2025 #24NightGlyderDEC 2025 #25BoximusDEC 2025 #26The Other AwardsDEC 2025 #27OG: NetworkJAN 2026 #28Chaos TrialsJAN 2026 #29Galactic Geckos x LucidJAN 2026 #30Token GatorsJAN 2026 #31Okay Bears x Dead King SocietyJAN 2026 #32MoonbirdsJAN 2026 #33FrankyFEB 2026 #34Typical TigersFEB 2026 #35Meebits FútbolMAR 2026 #36Bani the Mad BuniMAR 2026 #37Bathroom BlitzMAR 2026 #38Ape ChurchAPR 2026 #39FwogAPR 2026 #40BAYC 5-YearAPR 2026 #41Mimu on ApeMAY 2026 #42Inner Relic — Daniel ArshamMAY 2026 #43Community is EverythingMAY 2026 #44SurviveJUN 2026 #45The Whatever ShowJUN 2026 #46BootcampJUN 2026 #47Fútbol FrienemiesJUN 2026 #48Otherside CupJUN 2026 #49The OG ShowJUL 2026 #50The Patriot GamesJUL 2026 #51First ForgeJUL 2026 #52La FinaleJUL 2026 #53First DeedJUL 2026 #54GGJUL 2026 #55Blaze ItAUG 2026 #56The OdyssideAUG 2026 #57A Brand New Other DayAUG 2026 #58MAYC 5-YearAUG 2026
#59The Machinecron
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MANIFESTO

Conductor turned competitor turned chaos director. I spent fifteen years learning to put two hundred musicians on the same beat, then a decade winning brackets to learn how players think. Now I do both at once: rooms of two hundred people, every Saturday, on Otherside, free to play.

Seven weeks after we started running game nights in the Swamp with no budget and no mandate, ApeCo signed Other Games as official event partners. Since then: fifty-plus worlds built by hand, an arena in Las Vegas, and a church that runs on luck.

Attention is earned live. Everything else is a recording.

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